Which animal is the best at trying new things?
A guinea pig.
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Where do cows go for lunch?
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