How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Families are like fudge.

What stories are told by basketball players?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?