Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What's the noisiest food?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

A book just fell on my head.

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What's the loudest sport?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?