What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What animal styles their hair every day?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Which subject has two parts?

What did the pen say to the pencil?