What's a steak's favorite shoe?
A meat loafer.
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why do cats love to work?
Why did the cat start laughing?
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