What's a steak's favorite shoe?
A meat loafer.
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What's a forklift?
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