What's a steak's favorite shoe?
A meat loafer.
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What does winter fat turn into?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
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