Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What is a cow's dream job?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?