What's a steak's favorite shoe?
A meat loafer.
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What condiment has wings?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
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