What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why do rhinos charge?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?