Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What words make the best athletes?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

How do fleas travel?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

Why was the mime upset?