Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What do rich squirrels eat?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

How is cat food sold?