Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Why do all the planets get along?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why does the orange always lose in races?