Why is the piano so hard to open?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

How does a witch play loud music?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?