What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What animal knows kung fu?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Why was the bunny upset?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why did the computer run out of money?