What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why was the musician arrested?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What do fairies always drink?

What did autumn say to summer?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What do British people and golfers have in common?