What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why did the turkey join the band?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What do you call a fly without wings?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?