Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

How did the pirate call his mother?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?