Why did the turtle cross the road?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?