Where do mice leave their boats?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What's E.T. short for?