Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?