What was the detective duck trying to do?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What did summer say to spring?