I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why did the fish blush?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?