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What do you call the pig that does karate?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?