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Find somebody else to do it.
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Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Where do colds go on vacation?
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My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
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