How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What animal knows kung fu?

What animal has the most fun?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Which family member is always relieved?

How do you make antifreeze?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why did electricity win the race?