Where do cows go on the weekend?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why did the body of water think so much?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?