What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why was the cat so small?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

Are baby skunks cute?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?