What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?