Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Which cats love to be petted?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What bird is losing its hair?