What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
A scratch pad.
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
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