What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
A scratch pad.
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What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
How does a barber get to work?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
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