Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Why didn't the melons get married?