What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
A scratch pad.
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What color are all the books in the library?
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