What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
A scratch pad.
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why is summer always sad?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
Why did electricity win the race?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
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