Where do German dogs sleep?
In the dog haus.
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Which dog belongs in a band?
How do animals blend into the desert?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
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