What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Where do horses reside?

What do you call the dog magician?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Why was the spider so smart?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What birds always travel in twos?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?