What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?