Where do German dogs sleep?
In the dog haus.
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What's the slowest 5k?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the body of water think so much?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
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