Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What's the saddest part of the week?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?