How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten ants.
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
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