Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Where do surfers go to school?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?