What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What style of music weighs the most?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?