Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

How does dinner smell?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?