What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?