What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
How do automobiles fly?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What was the first animal in space?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why do cats always get what they want?
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