What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Why was the pirate late for work?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
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