What car always breaks the rules?
A Nissan Rogue.
How do bees get to school?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
How can you make 7 even?
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