What car always breaks the rules?
A Nissan Rogue.
How do bees get to school?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
How do you get straight A's?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Do dads always snore?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Where do ants go to eat?
Where do burgers like to dance?
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