What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Leaf me alone.
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Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
When do astronauts eat?
Where do polar bears vote?
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What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What season begins with a thud?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
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