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How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

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Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

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Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?