What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Leaf me alone.
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Where do stars go to college?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
How long do chickens work?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
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