What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Leaf me alone.
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Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
What do nosey peppers do?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
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