What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?