Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why was the bee sad?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Where does the president keep his razor?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?