What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
A forklift driver.
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
How are teens like cats?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
How does the sun listen to music?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do golfers drink on the green?
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