Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why was the mime upset?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why is spring the oddest season?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What table can you never sit at?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?