What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Where does money love to go shopping?