What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
You're adapted!
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why do plants hate algebra?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why was the mime upset?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
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