What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why do all the planets get along?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?