What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Which president loved to take baths?