What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What do little fish love to play with?

How much money does a skunk have?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Someone stole my mood ring!

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?