What day do hands always go to church?
Palm Sunday.
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do you call two birds in love?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What name sounds like the past tense?
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