What day do hands always go to church?
Palm Sunday.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why do trees hate going to school?
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