What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Which is the worst season?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Can February March?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What did the sardine call the submarine?