How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?