What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Which insect is the smartest?

Which animals make the best football players?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why was the cow afraid?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?