What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
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