Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What do you call an artistic dog?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why did the computer run out of money?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What's the most expensive plate in church?