What do you call an Irish spider?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Why is winter considered holy?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?