What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What's the loudest sport?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

How do amoebas make calls?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why are bakers also often hippies?