Which elf is the best singer?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

How do horses navigate at night?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What's the friendliest pen?

We had a discussion about roses.

Why was the spider so smart?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What's the noisiest food?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?