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Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why was the musician arrested?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why is a computer so smart?

What do you call a pile of cats?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?