Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Because they have no spine.
How do eggs end a TV show?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why do elephants have trunks?
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