What sweet treat never panics?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

I broke my finger!

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?