What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?