Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Because they have no spine.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
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What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
When do astronauts eat?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
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Where do pigs love to take naps?
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