Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?