What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Why is the number 4 so smart?