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Who won the race between two balls of string?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

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Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?