Why do legumes gossip so much?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

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