What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

Which fly makes films?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?