What fish loves to play in a band?
A sea-bass.
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Where do books sleep?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why are winter days great?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
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