What fish loves to play in a band?
A sea-bass.
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the duck cross the road?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
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