What fish loves to play in a band?
A sea-bass.
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What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What is a cow's dream job?
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