What kind of music do planets like?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What did the rug say to the floor?