What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?