What's the friendliest pen?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?