What do you call a crate of ducks?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What do you call hiking college students?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?