Why are goats so funny?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What sport is full of interior designers?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

A book just fell on my head.

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What did the ocean say to the beach?