What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Where do hamsters come from?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?