What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
InstaGram.
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why are stones so good at music?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
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