Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

Why was the dog overweight?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?