Where do cows go on the weekend?
The moo-vies.
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
How did the tree get lost?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
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