How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What do mice do when they're at home?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?