What do you say if you meet a toad?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What was the first animal in space?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What food is a man's best friend?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.