Where do cows go on the weekend?
The moo-vies.
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What color are all the books in the library?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
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