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What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why are turtles so shy?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?