What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What do you call two birds in love?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

How do you get kids to do something?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?