Why is spring the oddest season?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Which is the worst season?

Why do cats love to work?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Which celebrity always frowns?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What did the painter say to the wall?