Why did the barber win the race?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

How can you make 7 even?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?