What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What is the most adorable season?

What shape has a knighthood?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What's the difference between weather and climate?