What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?