Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?