What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?