What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Where do termites go camping?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?