Why do rodents make the best runners?
Because life's a rat race.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
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