Why do rodents make the best runners?
Because life's a rat race.
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Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
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