What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What did the Dorito say to his son?