What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

Where are average things manufactured?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why do bees gossip?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?