What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Where do termites go camping?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

How does a squid go into battle?

Why are goats so funny?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why do elephants have trunks?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What do teachers do during summer break?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?