A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why do cats give such great massages?