How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What do fairies always drink?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?