What do trees wear to the lake?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What school subject really rocks?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?