Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?