What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?