How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
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What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you find at the end of everything?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
How does dinner smell?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What fish sings the best?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
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