What animal has the worst mood swings?
A polar bear.
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Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
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What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
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