What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What's the slowest 5k?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?