What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?