What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Why did the frog have a long face?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?