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Which animals make the most honest judges?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?