What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Why was the bud so shy?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Which state is the cleanest?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?