Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

How do you talk to a giant?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What car can't keep a secret?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?