What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What do you call a smelly horse?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?