Why did the body of water think so much?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

How do bears keep cool?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?