What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?