What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What do you call hiking college students?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?