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What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Why was the artichoke so generous?