Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?