What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

The museum curator needed a break.

What table can you never sit at?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?