Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Where do actors go to pray?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why do rhinos charge?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?