What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What does an evil hen lay?