What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Where does laundry go to college?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why was the mime upset?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Which bird would make a great farmer?